Why I see you have a set of pipes

Fridays

A nice young fellow who stops in at Midtown gave me this hat this morning. Little old ladies knit these gems for the kids at the school where he teaches. I guess there were extras because kids would rather freeze their ass off than wear a hat. The hats may be a little too colorful for most of the kids, too. Mother learned how to knit (it probably took her all of two minutes to learn) in the early 80's and made many colorful gems such as this.

We miss you baby but your stamp is on just about every facet of our life.

American League MVP announced

I was named AL MVP today by League President Hurl in a ceremony at the prestigious CRC Coffee Bar. Hurl, who has cool in his DNA, made the presentation of the Rollo bobblehead trophy to me over coffee. Neither Rosenberg or Sarah Palin could be reached for comment.

Kids these days

Here's the story, Hurl. I think the lab was being operated by City Of Richfield employees.

It's too nice to go outside

ESPN has a college basketball marathon going. How good is that?

New Twins road uniforms shown above are pretty good I guess.

Is there anything to do in Big Lake? Saint Paul?

My neighbors have 3 kids who are 1,3 and 5. The one year old has the obligatory peanut allergy. I asked her what kind of fucking pansies are you women raising that all these kids are allergic to peanuts? She told me she heard it was related to stress experienced by pregnant women. OK, I'm game.

I guess it looks like bacon

Ink blot test this morning.

Be careful on your little bike in Minneapolis. Lots of motorists too f-ing lazy to scrape their windows.

Just talking to Big Dave at State Cross eliminated the pain in my heel.

Time for the Hot Stove League to start

It;s just about time for roadies to get out their trainers and start talking shit while a 50 year old woman still rides her bike to work at 6 am every day.